| The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex — this kind of sex happens when you first meet someone & you have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex — this is when you've been with
your partner for a short time & are so horny you'll have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen...
The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex — this is when you've been with
your partner for a long time, sex has gotten routine, & you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex — this is when you've been with
your partner for too long & you both say 'screw you' when you pass each other in the hallway.
The 5th kind of sex is called Courtroom Sex — this is when you can't stand your husband or wife anymore. He/she takes you to court & screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind of sex is called Religious Sex — you're getting Nun in the
morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night...
OOPS! Don't forget the 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex — you get a
little each month, but not enough to live on!
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