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At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years waiting for a man that long
that I grew strong, & I knew I could take you on...
But there you are, just another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac & you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now - go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find out?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?!?
(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! I will survive! Hey, hey, hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud
when I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego & to hell with all your needs,
now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
(Repeat Chorus)
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